Archive for the ‘gossip’ Category

Booze-a-thon revisited

Steve (CodeBlacks designer) : “Are the Aussie team really getting drunk?”
Me : “Well … there’s beer, there’s wine … they’re certainly drinking.”
Steve (plantively) : “But Natasha told us we couldn’t drink!”
Me : “That was a judgment call rather than an official policy.”

Mike

Listen’ Up Ya’ll - Sabotage!

This just in: the Australian client is busted waltzing into the Code Blacks room to ask if they wanted to “go to the pub”. Shocking!

Renae (off to do some serious work now)

Bored!

Well folks, things have taken a turn to the dull-side. Both teams are plugging away so quietly and efficiently there’s really nothing new to report. Russ is pushing me, like the bully he is, to pull out more stories, drum up controversy, stab him in the cheek with a biro, anything to spice things up at this stage. Now, I did witness Fiona colluding with Jeff outside the venue and I did warn them that I was onto whatever it is they were up to. It wouldn’t have been to discuss server issues, or to share a cigarette. No, you and I know that it was something far more sinister than that. Any ideas? Post them here.

Fiona - let’s keep an eye on this darkhorse…

Renae (seeking excitement)

Worldwide interest in FullCodePress

Exciting news! FullCodePress is delighted to announce our newest goodwill ambassador.

Angelina Jolie - FullCodePress goodwill ambassador

CodeBlacks management have placed Jeffrey Wegesin under protective guard until the end of the event, believing he’d struggle to overcome Jolie’s predatory charm.

And in breaking news, photos have just surfaced of Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer doing a driveby of the FullCodePress venue.
Gates and Ballmer

It’s believed they’re on the lookup for “Developers!”